Tequila: hey there little wise guy. what's happenin?
Wise guy: eh, not much. just gettin ready to give my customer a good time.
Tequila: how can you give him a good time. you probably can't get him even tipsy unless he's a light weight.
Wise guy: but you see, it's not about gettin the guy drunk. not even tipsy. it's all about giving him a good taste of my nectar. did you not know that i'm a blend of over 7 different tequilas. i'm just you multiplied by a bunch. eh?
Tequila: whatever man. that's not the way it works. have you not been to a party man? or here, have you heard the song by ted nugent called "mas tequila"? that says it all right there! i win.
Wise guy: i see. i guess you could be right. but then again, there's always the possibility that he might like for who i am.
Tequila: you sound so gay man. you've got to grow some balls man
Wise guy: i'm a drink. chill out.
Tequila: don't be a smart ass!
Wise guy: i am a wise guy though. ;o)
Tequila: well here comes our buyers. try to look good.
Wise guy: oh you know it bro.
Tequila: i am not your bro man. we different drinks man.
Wise guy: but i am made of tequila so therefore if my calculations are correct, you are my half brother, twice removed.
Tequila: Whatever, your loco en la cabeza man.
Wise guy: nunca!
3 comments:
Pretty amusing,
Haha love how you chose to do your on drinks! Curious though as to how you know so much about alcohol..... :P
Haha, this is great. It's so easy to hear them talking to each other. You did an excellent job of capturing an accent in words.
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